Monday, January 22, 2007

Prediction of changes my employer will institute, in wake of new all-fried-foods policy and imminent closing of on-premises gym

--Enforced smoking for all
--Chairs only for half of employees
--Mandated paper cuts with sharpened edges of "Healthy Living" newsletter


fermicat said...

Change dress code to allow employees to wear muumuus on casual Friday.

Jim Donahue said...

Given the all-fried-foods policy and the lack of a gym, an all-muumuu dress code might actually be in order. They can really cover up body flaws. Um, I've heard.