--Do you blindly take quizzes when directed to do so?
--Do you like to eat brains?
--Are you dead, yet ambulatory?
--Do you walk in a slow, strangely shuffling gait?
--Do you trust Fox News as your primary source of information?
--When appearing in a George Romero film, do you forgo makeup?
--Do you prefer to socialize with zombies rather than the living?
--Are you related to Rob Zombie?
SCORING: If you answered any of these questions "yes," you are probably a zombie.