--Do you blindly take quizzes when directed to do so?
--Do you like to eat brains?
--Are you dead, yet ambulatory?
--Do you walk in a slow, strangely shuffling gait?
--Do you trust Fox News as your primary source of information?
--When appearing in a George Romero film, do you forgo makeup?
--Do you prefer to socialize with zombies rather than the living?
--Are you related to Rob Zombie?
SCORING: If you answered any of these questions "yes," you are probably a zombie.
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What other signs should I look for in zombie-like folk. I work people who say yesssss to everything and stare blindly into computer monitors and wander around as if they are dead on the inside and quite frankly outside.
On a separate note, your tag line reminds me of a blog I had called 'Tales from outside the War Room' about work, but I decided to change the name.
The "war room" line is from Dr. Strangelove.
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