Wednesday, August 29, 2007

If sock monkeys entered teen beauty pageants

I personally believe that U.S. Monkey-Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps bananas, and, uh, I believe that our education banana trees like such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education bananas over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for.

Now, give me that banana liqueur.


God Is My Codependent said...

Your sock monkey seems to have as many moods as Dick Cheney.

Will said...

Sock Monkey, you have your banana on the cultural pulse of America.
You are the new Apprentice Sock Monkey. No, no, Miss Teen Sock Monkey. No, no, I'm confusing the intellectually stimulating programming paid for by the Donald.

Now give me my banana liqueur.

NYPinTA said...

That poor girl will never live that down.

BTW, I know where the US is on the map. But don't ask me about Latvia. Haven't a clue.

TootsNYC said...

that poor kid (sock monkey, or Miss Teen N. Carolina? you pick).

Iit was almost as if she had a head full of little magnetic phrases (like those "refrigerator poet" magnet sets), and just shook out a handful.