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--Because he can.
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--Leave out the Chevy, and you've got a deal.
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--Does Cookie Puss really need accessories?
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--Surprisingly, TVB would appear to be the only place this phrase appears. Well, maybe not that surprisingly. (Stranger still, two people searched with the phrase minutes apart, on opposite sides of the country.)
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--Um... large dogs? Catnip blight? Nancy Grace? (Works for me.)
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--Is there a shortage? Definitely go where the market is.
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--Oh, we've all felt that way from time to time.