Sunday, November 09, 2008
Yes, because we need the eggs: A one-act documentary play
Older guy sitting at restaurant bar: My wife will have a margarita, and I'll have a sea breeze.
Bartender: Yes, sir.
[Bartender makes drinks, and serves them.]
Bartender: Do you want a chicken?
Older guy: Uh ... what?
Bartender: Do you want that shaken?
Everyone else sitting nearby [silently]: Oh ... "shaken."