Thursday, November 20, 2008

Answering the world's queries, one at a time


Recent search queries that have stranded visitors on The Velvet Blog, with commentary:

sexy only blog
Oh, you know me too, too well.

unicorn self serve
That's the problem with unicorns. They're such loners.

lawrence of arabia bamboo shoots under fingernails
It's tad long, but, ouch, that's harsh. For true torture, you can't beat Manos: The Hands of Fate.

does yogurt make you poop
I'm not sure how to answer that. Perhaps another TVB visitor would like to reply?

sometimes it's better not to ask
I knew you'd come through.

how to leave people guessing


5 comments:

Melody-Jane Symonds said...

I did not get here through any search query.

I like the commentary for the last one. Kept me guessing.

TwoBusy said...

I much prefer it when the staff helps me with my unicorns.

Qaro said...

Damn! You just made me spit Ensure on my keyboard!

fermicat said...

So, does it?

Mark H said...

Maybe it was TBogg looking for Danon. (scroll to the bottom).

http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/11/22/touchdown-jesus-fail/