Tuesday, September 22, 2009

You asked for it: The "It Stinks" edition


Recent searches that have stranded visitors on The Velvet Blog:

--velvet hairy video
--tears from a glass eye with a tongue of madness
--zombie farrah fawcett
--what is the relationship between eggs benedict and benedict arnold
--inevitableness vs inevitability
--bad food smells like onions or corn chips
--yogurt helps you poo
--dog smells like rotten cheese
--my dog smells like fish

Geez, people, you know dog shampoo exists, right?

4 comments:

ChefNick said...

Ya GOTTA be making this up.

Otherwise we're lost, we're all lost.

IT'S ALL OVER FOR THE HUMAN RACE.

Grammarian@mindspring.com said...

What IS the relationship between eggs benedict and Benedict Arnold?

Jim Donahue said...

Answered, indirectly, here:
http://jddblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/handy-visual-guide-for-distinguishing.html

Grammarian@mindspring.com said...

Wow. I didn't know that Benedict Arnold was a virgin!