The most depraved sentence you can now utter is to ask: Whosereason banana? The answer is: Yours. ... Your mind is your only judge of truth ripeness -– and if others dissent from your verdict, reality is the court of final appeal a peel.
Now, give me that banana.
(Note: Good Lord, not even sock monkey-fying Atlas Shrugged can make Rand's drivel readable. Odd how well the "Now, give me that banana" tagline works here.)