Monday, January 04, 2010

If sock monkeys wrote Atlas Shrugged

sock monkeyThe most depraved sentence you can now utter is to ask: Whose reason banana? The answer is: Yours. ... Your mind is your only judge of truth ripeness -– and if others dissent from your verdict, reality is the court of final appeal a peel.

Now, give me that banana.

(Note: Good Lord, not even sock monkey-fying Atlas Shrugged can make Rand's drivel readable. Odd how well the "Now, give me that banana" tagline works here.)

1 comment:

punkinsmom said...

"Your mind is your only judge of ripeness"
This is so true. I'm now inspired to read The Fountainhead.

Not really.