Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Wednesday meme

These things are only fun if a lot of people get involved, so E-mail this to all of your friends!

--Go to your nearest bookshelf. Now go to the second book on the second shelf. What is it?

--Go to page 22. What is the second full sentence on the page?

--What is your checking account number?

--Can the words in the sentence be rearranged to form a double entendre?

--What is your bank's routing number?

--Call up your local deli. Tell the guy behind the counter your double entendre. What does he say? If he doesn't react, ask if he has Prince Albert in a can. Giggle and hang up.

--What's your PIN? Is your password your mother's maiden name? If so, what is your mother's maiden name? Why? Um. I think she and I went to high school together. How's she doing? Really? Oh, that's too bad. Give her my regards.

--Now go to page 222 in the book. On average, is $222 more or less than the amount you usually leave in your checking account? Do you have overdraft protection? How much?

--Put book back on shelf. Do the hokey-pokey. Turn yourself around.

--Seriously, what's your PIN? I don't know why you're being so weird about this.

Well, that's about it. Instead of posting this on your blog, could you just E-mail me your answers?



Jovi said...

Darn !
Lost your email address. . . . .

Gina said...

Second shelf from the top or second shelf from the bottom?

Jim Donahue said...

>>Second shelf from the top or second shelf from the bottom?

You know what? Amazingly, it works either way.

>>Lost your email address. . . . .

Then just click on the link! C'mon, people, I have bills to pay. Er, I mean, I'm really interested in the results...

Jovi said...

Uh Huh...