Monday, April 04, 2005

What are the odds?: Las Vegas bookmakers predict who will be the next Pope

Image hosted by Photobucket.comBRAD PITT: 52 to 1
Pro: Adorable; great hair

Con: In the midst of a divorce; dumb as a post

Image hosted by Photobucket.comJENNIFER ANISTON: 107 to 1
Pro: Sympathy factor because of breakup with Brad; featured in cult favorite Office Space

Con: Not enough "flair"; should have gone to Paris and forgotten Ross in last episode of Friends

Image hosted by Photobucket.comANGELINA JOLIE: 235 to 1
Pro: Those lips ... those lips ...

Con: Broke up Brad and Jen; crazier than a loon

Image hosted by Photobucket.comROSEANNE: 1,246 to 1
Pro: Calls 'em as she sees 'em

Con: Not Catholic; lingering resentment over that National Anthem incident; crazier than Angelina Jolie

Image hosted by Photobucket.comMICHAEL JACKSON: 129,203,235,293,198,604,123,362,199,999 to 1
Pro: Good with kids

Con: A little too good with kids

Image hosted by Photobucket.comFATHER GUIDO SARDUCCI: 134 to 1
Pro: Beloved TV priest

Con: Is a fictional character

Image hosted by Photobucket.comJOHN PAUL I: 1,974 to 1
Pro: Experience being Pope, albeit for only two months

Con: Is dead

Image hosted by Photobucket.comCARDINAL JOHN PAUL GEORGE RINGO: 27 to 1
Pro: Has a great name for a Pope

Con: Speaks only pig Latin



CG said...

Brad would never cover up his great locks of hair with that ugly pointy hat.

Jezzy said...

Well, as a Catholic, I think I'll have to choose Brad Pitt.

What a glorious, ageless poster boy for the church.

I'd most certainly kiss the rings on his hand.