BRAD PITT: 52 to 1Pro: Adorable; great hair
Con: In the midst of a divorce; dumb as a post
JENNIFER ANISTON: 107 to 1Pro: Sympathy factor because of breakup with Brad; featured in cult favorite Office Space
Con: Not enough "flair"; should have gone to Paris and forgotten Ross in last episode of Friends
ANGELINA JOLIE: 235 to 1Pro: Those lips ... those lips ...
Con: Broke up Brad and Jen; crazier than a loon
ROSEANNE: 1,246 to 1Pro: Calls 'em as she sees 'em
Con: Not Catholic; lingering resentment over that National Anthem incident; crazier than Angelina Jolie
MICHAEL JACKSON: 129,203,235,293,198,604,123,362,199,999 to 1Pro: Good with kids
Con: A little too good with kids
FATHER GUIDO SARDUCCI: 134 to 1Pro: Beloved TV priest
Con: Is a fictional character
JOHN PAUL I: 1,974 to 1Pro: Experience being Pope, albeit for only two months
Con: Is dead
CARDINAL JOHN PAUL GEORGE RINGO: 27 to 1Pro: Has a great name for a Pope
Con: Speaks only pig Latin
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2 comments:
Brad would never cover up his great locks of hair with that ugly pointy hat.
Well, as a Catholic, I think I'll have to choose Brad Pitt.
What a glorious, ageless poster boy for the church.
I'd most certainly kiss the rings on his hand.
*drool*
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