First poop. Now pee.
No, wait--don't tell me. Seriously.
PS: I ran Blogger's spell checker on this entry before posting, and it wanted to know if, instead of freakin', I meant foreskin. Just for the record, no, I did not.
This whole thread has gotten so odd, I've decided to run a picture of my dog, just to change the topic.
Isn't he a cutie? Discuss.