Tuesday, November 22, 2005

The new TV math

Image hosted by Photobucket.comHarvey Fierstein plus

Image hosted by Photobucket.comLinda Blair (while possessed) divided by

Image hosted by Photobucket.comFran Drescher equals

Image hosted by Photobucket.comMSNBC anchor Rita Cosby

The first time I saw Rita Cosby on MSNBC, I thought: That poor woman, having to appear on air while getting over a horrible bronchial infection! But now I realize it's her actual voice. Amazing.


Jay Jordan said...

i have a good buddy who talks like he just had a good swig of lye...

MsYvone said...

She's got a gravelier ( I think I invented a new word ) voice than Brenda Vaccaro. What's with that?

I think it ranks with Bawbwa Waltahs speech impediment and Wolf Blitzers Monotone " RIGHT NOW IN THE SITUATION ROOM WAAH WAAH WAAH" Charlie Brown Adult voice

In the HOW the HELL did they get to be on TV all the time? Catagory. I've heard of "they have a face for Radio.." but hell, these people don't have a voice for TV either.

I feel purged.

Peter said...

Best voice-calculus since Tom Waits described his voice as Louis Armstrong and Ethel Merman meeting in Hell.