Go to Pickle Fest! There's the pickle juice drinking contest! The pickle toss! Music from not just one or two, but many different groups! Prizes, prizes, prizes! And LOTS and LOTS of food! With extra pickles!!!
God Is My Codependent, who runs the Ten-Foot Poll, lives nearby and can surely put you up for the night.
And, here--enjoy this picture of a pickle dressed like a pirate. Why? Because.