Monday, November 21, 2005

Why are you here again?

Recent searches that stranded visitors on TVB:

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912
Hotel Lawanda
short people have no reason to live
dressing up like a pop star the easy way
banging head against wall
what shall we do with the drunken sailor
Christmas is pain
drunken sailor and Reagan
chief misappropriates funds
how much does a 500 pound gorilla brain way [sic]
christmas songs written by jews
what is Stacy Haiduk doing now
santaland diaries i'm going to have you killed fired
angelina jolie senator harkin
his prosthetic hook
pauly dinah shore
bush quotes verbatim by comedians
what would groucho do?
do political leaders feel guilty?

Plus there's all the image searches, which have gotten oddly prevalent lately: the Aflac duck, Karl Rove, and Count Chocula. (Hmm. All I need is a headline, and there's a Handy Visual Guide.) But the most people have come looking for a bag of money with a $ on it, though I haven't used that piece of art for a long time. The thing is, I can't figure out what keyword they're using to get here.)

5 comments:

punkinsmom said...

Handy Visual Guide suggestion:
2 vaguely menacing advertising spokescharacters and an evil political genius
?

God Is My Codependent said...

You think you get weird searches? Check this out.

MsYvone said...

How do you find out what searches strand people on one's site?

Jim Donahue said...

I use the SiteMeter (see logo under the Archives section) report. You can tell from there what search words were used.

Best of all, it's free! (There may be better services out there, but it's all I need or want.)

MsYvone said...

oh yay! I can track all 5 people that read my site now! thanks, Jim, you're swell.