Monday, November 05, 2007

What The Velvet Blog's declaration of martial law means to you, the TVB reader

--Those who leave comments I disagree with will be jailed without hope of trial.
--Option of ground pepper on dinner entrees replaced with mandatory pepper spray in face.
--A complimentary coupon book with discounts to local businesses for TVB visitors named "Marshall."

3 comments:

Mark said...

I, for one, welcome our new sock monkey overlords.

punkinsmom said...

Hail Supreme Sock Monkey. We bow before your greater might and wisdom.
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Overdone?

Jim Donahue said...

No--not at all.