Monday, November 05, 2007

What The Velvet Blog's declaration of martial law means to you, the TVB reader

--Those who leave comments I disagree with will be jailed without hope of trial.
--Option of ground pepper on dinner entrees replaced with mandatory pepper spray in face.
--A complimentary coupon book with discounts to local businesses for TVB visitors named "Marshall."


Mark said...

I, for one, welcome our new sock monkey overlords.

punkinsmom said...

Hail Supreme Sock Monkey. We bow before your greater might and wisdom.

Jim Donahue said...

No--not at all.