One of the fake ones was Celebrity Rap-Off which later actually made it on the air, if under a different name and on a different network.
One of the other fake ones was Celebrity Garage Sale. Well, guess what? A&E just announced a new show, and it's called ... Celebrity Garage Sale:
The cable network has shot a pilot for the project, titled "Celebrity Garage Sale," in which [Illeana] Douglas tries to help her famous friends get rid of their unwanted junk, personal items and dusty memorabilia by having their own garage sale. ... The pilot features Tom Arnold, whose garage sale is said to have raised $5,000 for Camp del Corazon, a summer camp for children with heart disease.
OK, I got the host wrong, but still.
I ... I ... Why the hell am I not working in television? I mean, other than the fact that it's soul sucking and all that.