Wednesday, December 16, 2009
The devolution of our office Christmas party
Mid-'90s: Country club; open bar
Late '90s: Nightclub; orgy rooms featured gold tubs filled with champagne to soak in
Early '00s: Lower level 2 of the parking garage; punch
2009: No party, but there's a rumor we may get stockings filled with coal and sticks
CLARIFICATION: For satirical purposes, the excesses of the dot-com era have been exaggerated. The orgy-room tubs were merely gold-plated and filled with a (non-vintage) California sparkling wine.