Efforts to reach Christ for comment were unsuccessful.
Runner-up, from same story:
Christ didn't try to get out of jury duty and was "perfectly happy to serve."
(hat tip: God Is My Codependent)
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4 comments:
Wow, that's one busy deity:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/christ_turns_down_3_year?utm_source=onion_sports_rss
(Unless I'm thinking of a different Jesus Christ. Did the article give a middle name?)
Pretty sure it starts with "H."
You guys! That's Jesus "Hola el Picante" Christ. He lives on E. 48th and tells me to say hi.
He works at Zardie's on 55th as a line cook.
This? Made of awesome.
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