When I started this blog, I said it was solely to amuse myself. But I've come to realize that isn't true.
Actually, I want to be worshipped.
Oh, not like the capital-G God. Maybe like a demigod, though. You know--like Hercules.
Yeah--that's it. Like Hercules. Only I'm not cleaning the stables.
Is that asking so much?
Man, I really have to renew my gym membership.
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*bows down*
You are indeed great, oh mighty one.
AT LAST!!!!!
Hercules, hero of ancient stories ...
When I was a kid, my grandmother's TV station in Minnesota carried an animated TV show called "hercules"--that was the opening line.
(I'll sing it for you if you want)
You could adapt it easily...
Donahue, hero of grammatical stories..
Talley Sue...
I grew up with that show and song... The gold belt buckle he wore sticks in my mind.
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