Tuesday, January 10, 2006

If sock monkeys were hypnotists

Look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy ... Your eyelids are getting heavy, so heavy you cannot keep your eyes open. You try to get up from your chair, but you can't. You feel heavy, heavy, as if you can't move, like you just ate combo meal #5 at Taco Bell.

You are under my control. You will do anything I say.

Now, give me that banana.

8 comments:

God Is My Codependent said...

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God Is My Codependent said...

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trinamick said...

I had a sock monkey when I was little. Now I know where my banana Runts kept disappearing to.

God Is My Codependent said...

Here!!

Mark H said...

Are there monkeys in Iceland?

Jim Donahue said...

I don't think so, but Bjork may have dressed up like a monkey for an awards show.

God Is My Codependent said...

No, but I think there's ice in Monkeyland.