Friday, July 07, 2006

Prone

In the last five days, I have:

--Slammed the third finger on my right hand in a door (fingernail black and blue)
--Pinched second finger on my left hand in a folding chair
--Dropped a heavy glass on the kitchen floor, shattering it into a gazillion pieces
--Set off the house alarm, and, in my rush to get to the control panel to turn it off, ran into a wall, giving myself a cut on the forehead

If you see me, cross the street.

3 comments:

trinamick said...

You might just want to stay in bed for the next few days.

God Is My Codependent said...

35,000!! Woo-hoo!!!!

ChefNick said...

It happens in threes or even fours. I currently have two (2) bandaids on my fingers--one from a scrape with a car trunk and one from a pizza burn--and three bashes on my tibia from stumbling over my son's toys in the dark getting to the bathroom.

That will be my quota for this quarter of a year.

It's like plane crashes. There's never only one.