Curated by Simba the Wonder Chimp
Did you know they get an erection in their mouth?Also, their mating call sounds exactly like the sound made when pumping a plastic straw through the plastic lid on an Arby's beverage cup. True.They're even kinkier than I thought. And I'm just full of pink flamingo facts. Divine notwithstanding. (Now there was a man who was much more attractive as a woman.)
I'm not much on Divine. You've seen one Tab-Hunter-falls-in-love-with-a-300-pound-transvestite movie, you've seen 'em all.
Did you know that the company that makes plastic pink flamingoes is going out of business? Grab yours now, they'll be collectors items soon.
Not many people know this, but the P.F. in P.F. Sloane stands for "Pink Flamingo."
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