Thursday, November 09, 2006

Retirement party for Rummy, after work at Applebee's

I usually hate these things, but this one I'm looking forward to. Besides, I just love those jalapeno poppers.


Alan said...

Thought you might like this - from the Onion:
WASHINGTON, DC—After nearly six years of much-publicized service as Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld announced his resignation Wednesday afternoon, saying that he had "proudly accomplished everything [he'd] set out to bungle." "Years ago, I decided to bog this great nation down in an extended, grueling foreign occupation, and I'm happy to say that's exactly what I've done," said Rumsfeld in a farewell address at the White House, during which he urged Americans to continue waging the ill-conceived, mismanaged, and evidently unwelcome fight for democracy in the Middle East. "Each of my actions—from undersupplying troops with body armor to focusing on capturing Saddam Hussein while Osama bin Laden remained free—has led America inexorably toward our current state of extreme crisis. Well, anyway, goodbye!" President Bush expressed confidence that Robert Gates, his new nominee for Secretary of Defense, will be able to "fuck everything up the rest of the way."

God Is My Codependent said...

I love The Onion! Did you catch Republicans Blame Election Losses On Democrats?

Jim Donahue said...

Gotta love The Onion.