--Polonium 210
--Banana hammock
--Electronic in-egg scrambler
--Trip on space shuttle
--Slingshot monkey
--Cashmere tea cozy that doubles as a hat
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3 comments:
I wonder if Ricky Jay can scramble an egg by throwing cards at it.
I have one of these!!!! (Well, actually, Punkin does, but she's too girly for it.) It is really fun!
Hmmm. You must have posted this after I admitted that I'm not great at knowing what to get you for Christmas. This post must also be a test of how well I know you because some of these things are just not you. You don't drink enough tea to warrant a cashmere tea cozy. You'd only want Polonium 210 if I could get you the whole 15,000 to make it toxic. Banana hammock takes up too much space on the counter. That's out. In-egg scrambler is a possibility but you scramble eggs deftly. Trip on a space shuttle is definitely you, but a little too pricey. Slingshot monkey. You got it.
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