Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Things that could result in justifiable homicide

--Putting up outside Christmas lights that, when plugged in, play non-stop carols in a beep-beep-beep greeting-card-like way.
--Leaving these lights on all night.
--Inventing said lights.

"Hark the Herald Angels Sing":
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
Beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep.

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