Friday, December 12, 2008
Back to work on the Christmas gift list
First, imagine what it would be like if your face could do sit-ups.
This may take a while. I'll wait. Doot doot doot doot dee dooot ... OK, you caught up yet? Great!
Now, imagine what it would be like if a state-of-the-art device would do those facial sit-ups for you!
Well, imagine no more. Presenting Rejuvenique, perfect for the tough-to-please aging ex-Dynasty star on your holiday shopping list:
Mom, I hope you're not reading this, because otherwise the surprise will be spoiled.
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Thanks man, that mask scared the shit out of me. I thought that woman was going to fall on the floor twitching and screaming with smoke pouring out of her eye-holes.
That tracking shot into the eyehole gives me shivers. There's an old B&W French horror film, with the English title "Eyes Without a Face," that shot seems cribbed from.
A tiny 9-volt battery? Is that substantially different from a giant 9-volt battery?
And isn't that the same voltage as six AA batteries wired together?
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