Wednesday, June 29, 2005

It's not the meat; it's the stupidity

God, I'm hungry. Know what I could really go for right now? A nice juicy burger.

You got a problem with that?

Although the Agriculture Department confirmed Friday that a cow that died last year was infected with mad cow disease, a test the agency conducted seven months ago indicated that the animal had the disease. The result was never publicly disclosed. ...

What??? Well, I'm sure there was a very good reason.

Oh, and make that a veggie burger.

Until Friday, it was not public knowledge that an "experimental" test had been performed last November by an Agriculture Department laboratory on the brain of a cow suspected of having mad cow disease, and that the test had come up positive. For seven months, all that was known was that a test on the same cow done at the same laboratory at roughly the same time had come up negative. ...

I'm still waiting for that good reason. Is it coming up soon? Please?

The explanation that the department gave late Friday, when the positive test result came to light, was that there was no bad intention or cover-up, and that the test in question was only experimental. "The laboratory folks just never mentioned it to anyone higher up," said Ed Loyd, an Agriculture Department spokesman. "They didn't know if it was valid or not, so they didn't report it."

[insert sound of eerie quiet with crickets chirping here]

On hearing that Friday night, Dr. Michael K. Hansen, a senior research associate at Consumers Union and frequent department critic, reacted skeptically.

Hmm. Wonder why.

"That seems hard to fathom," he said. "If it's true, we have a serious communication problem at the Department of Agriculture. How can we be confident of anything they're saying?"

Mr. Loyd, reacting to a reporter's question about the Agriculture Department's handling of the issue, said, "In hindsight, reporting it would have been the thing to do."
--The New York Times

Oh, Mr. Loyd. Hindsight is a beautiful thing, isn't it?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Where's the beef?"

Jay Jordan said...

why would they do anything to screw up the beef industry, whose pocket they are in, eh?

fanatic cook said...

Touché, Jay.

As a result of this news, I heard Taiwan reinstated a ban on US beef that they had lifted 2 months (and many pounds of exported beef) prior.

And did I hear said this mad cow was sold as pet food?

Jay Jordan said...

i don't know what they expect...

cows know they're being given free room and board just to be shot, slaughtered, and eaten...

wouldn't you be pissed too?

Grammarian said...

Two cows are talking. One says, "Hey, are you afraid of mad cow disease?" And the other says, "Why should I be? I'm a chicken!"