13. Finding an Edible Bagel Outside of New York
14. Uncovering Evidence That Bill O'Reilly Is Not Psychotic, 'Cause It Seems Pretty Obvious to Me, Judging by the Videotapes, Not That I Should Be Basing a Medical Diagnosis on That, As It Wouldn't Be Professional
15. Explaining the Overwhelming Popularity of Astoundingly Mediocre Potboiler The DaVinci Code
16. Sitting Through One Episode of Chaotic: Britney and Kevin Without Gouging Out Your Eyes
17. Discovering More Than Two Listenable Radio Stations In NYC, The Most Diverse City in the World, Which Really Ought to Have at Least a Dozen, Don't You Think?
I've been working out lately. Can you tell?
(If you care, the original 12 labors are here.)