Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Open wide

Speaking last night on MSNBC's "Hardball," former Nixon speechwriter Pat Buchanan labeled [newly unveiled Deep Throat, Mark] Felt a "traitor" for having worked with reporters on stories that did severe damage to the administration. --Seattle Times

Pat's just mad because he's never officially had a nickname that was also a sex act.

I'm not that familiar with Pat's ramblings, so I thought I'd read his recent column, "Was World War II Worth It?"*

The answer, apparently, is no, because it led directly to Communism's rise in Europe.

But here's the odd thing--he goes on for several hundred words explaining why World War II was bad, without using any of the following words: Jew. Holocaust. Death camps. Auschwitz.

Guess they just cloud the issue.

Pat, I don't have a sex-act nickname for you. Is it all right if I just call you "The Asshole"?

*I was going to link to it, but ... ick! ... I just couldn't link to a Pat Buchanan column.


1 comment:

Jay Jordan said...

hey chester
glad you're back
have a nice trip
see you next fall