Monday, January 30, 2006

If sock monkeys gave State of the Union addresses

To renew America, we must be bold. We must do what no generation has had to do before. We must invest more in our own people, in their jobs, and in their future, and at the same time cut our massive debt. And we must do so in a world in which we must compete for every opportunity. It will not be easy. It will require sacrifice, but it can be done and done fairly, not choosing sacrifice for its own sake but for our own sake. We must provide for our Nation the way a family provides for its children.

Now, give me that banana.

2 comments:

punkinsmom said...

I almost wanted to ask, "Can a monkey run for President?" and then I remembered. He already won.

Jim Donahue said...

Hey--stop insulting monkeys.