European Union citizens are overwhelmingly happy with life -- and that's official.
A pan-European opinion poll conducted for the European Commission and published on Monday showed that 87 percent of EU citizens considered themselves happy, with a record 97 percent in Denmark.
Only in Bulgaria, which joined the bloc in January, did a majority of people (55 percent) say they were unhappy. --Reuters
Of course Bulgarians are unhappy. They're in Bulgaria.
So, what's up with the Danish? Are they drunk all the time? Is that it?