Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Inexplicable Google Searches of the Day

haunted tree stump pork chop
donahue diaper episode
ronald reagan, aliens, strawberry ice cream
what do you do when you don't know what's making you sad

Regarding the last one, why, you put The Velvet Blog on your blogroll and recommend it to all your friends, silly! It's a surefire picker-upper! (And, really, isn't this good advice for us all?)

By the way, I have NO IDEA what "donahue diaper episode" refers to.

That's my story, and I'm sticking with it.


TwoBusy said...

I'm fascinated by the first one. Is it a recipe? A terrifying tale of revenge from beyond the grave, featuring the other white meat? And how does it lead to you? The mind boggles.

God Is My Codependent said...

This may have been what the searcher for 'haunted tree stump pork chop' was looking for:

Relevant passage:

16. Sell It on eBay! (1995)
You won’t believe what people have sold on eBay–some of the items pranks, some of them for real, and some, well, it’s hard to tell. For a sampling of the weird, you need look no further than a haunted tree stump and a pork chop shaped like a grizzly bear.

punkinsmom said...

You never saw the infamous Donahue diaper episode?!?

Okay neither did I, but it could exist. Unless you're hiding something...