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- In related news, Osama bin Laden has been appointe...
- Was that another chicken joke?
- How low can you go?
- Star light, star not so bright
- Beware: Free-roaming sausages seen in the vicinity
- How much does that gorilla weigh, anyway?
- If sock monkeys wrote haiku
- Headline of the day
- Cooking with wingnuts
- Smackdown!: Devo vs. Il Divo
- What's on your mind? (with commentary)
- Ugh
- Most flagrant abuse of the word "essential" I have...
- Handy Visual Guide for distinguishing among a Jewi...
- Seriously, we get it now: You really, really, real...
- Thank you for riding The Velvet Blog
- How not to write a headline
- That's D list, not D cup, buddy
- How I plan on celebrating Presidents' Day
- News headline on Yahoo I'd rather not have seen
- Smackdown!: Karl Rove vs. Dr. Mabuse
- If sock monkeys were White House press secretaries
- Here, have some candy
- Coming soon to a theater near you
- Weather report
- Mr. Frey, have you met Grandpa Munster?
- Hackery 2,342, Insanity ... priceless
- A second open letter to the producers of Lost
- Yet another sign of the coming apocalypse
- E-mail I received today from Brian Jackson
- Science 1, Hackery 2,342
- Human-animal hybrids I'd favor
- And now the story of a great show that got cancele...
- Perhaps not the best place to live if you like ope...
- Perhaps not the best way of expressing your opinio...
- Perhaps not the best way of expressing your disple...
- Absinthe makes the heart grow Fonda
- Can anyone explain this?
- My new second-favorite place name: Rancho Cucamong...
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- "Manos" in HD
- alicublog
- Apostrophe Abuse
- Areas of My Expertise
- Bats Left/Throws Right
- Biomes Blog
- Bizarre Records
- CandyBlog
- Chef Nick
- Cursive Buildings
- Dear Photograph
- DVD Savant
- Dystel & Goderich Literary Management
- Emdashes
- Fanatic Cook
- Fermicat
- Freddie's Blog
- I Need A Name For This Blog
- Idle Musings
- Just Another Blog (From L.A.)
- Knatolee's World
- Late for the Sky
- Least Helpful
- Literally Unbelievable
- Marykate O'Neil
- No More Mister Nice Blog
- Passive-Aggressive Notes
- Pop Sensation
- Regret the Error
- Sadly, No!
- Slice: America's Favorite Pizza Weblog
- Swan Dive
- TBogg
- The Blue Room
- The Flop House
- The Projection Booth
- The Useless Web
- TwoBusy
- Vintage Ads
- Wendy Russ
- World O' Crap
- World's Worst Records
- Your Stupid Minds
8 comments:
liked the simple "Essential Kenny G" post you had yesterday. I laughed my ass off. Well. I wish I could laugh my ass off, its gotten rather huge.
The one with nothing in it? That was a mistake--I meant to hit "safe draft" and hit "publish" instead. But if you were amused, I'll take the credit!
ha, that is good. I just took it as throwing the perfect oxymoron out there to see who would get it.
Other good ones...
Christian Scientist,
Military Intelligence,
Vacation Bible School
(last two courtesy of George Carlin)
Or hell. "Little Debbie" In my case, thats a grand oxymoron.
Alas, there is nothing basic or indispensable about kenny G.
I love military intelligence. Great oxymoron.
And who the hell is Kenny G.?
Kenny is a mysteriously popular pseudo-jazz performer in the U.S., Sam. Light jazz--very light jazz. Or perhaps "lite" might be a better way of putting it. The "essential" collection is getting flogged repeatedly in TV ads these days, and it's making me crazy.
I hear Kenny G is working on a collaboration with Richard Clayderman.
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