...Because nothing says "we're all going to die in a flu pandemic!" like stupid puns:
The flap over bird flu shouldn't turn us into headless chickens
Playing Chicken With Bird Flu
Disease takes wing
On a wing and a prayer
A Bird in The Head
A Killer Takes Wing
Flying the Coop for New Vaccine Technology
Are you a sitting duck for bird flu?
But my favorite headline on the topic is this one:
Andy Williams May Set Trend Amid Bird Flu
There's no pun, and not because it says anything worthwhile about bird flu, but for one reason only: I'd have sworn Andy Williams was dead. (If my suspicions were correct and you actually were dead, Andy, I have two words for you: Welcome back!)
My challenge for all (three) of you: Come up with the best/worst bird flu pun headline you can think of. First prize: A travel-size package of Kleenex.