Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Human-animal hybrids I'd favor

Human-elephant: C'mon, having a trunk like that would be wicked cool.

Human-giraffe: For better viewing at the movies.

Human-koala: Because koalas are adorable.

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9 comments:

God Is My Codependent said...

I read somewhere that you wouldn't need a genetics laboratory to make a half-human/half monkey. You could mate them. The DNA is close enough that it would probably produce an offspring, although an infertile one.

Any volunteers out there?

Jim Donahue said...

This might explain Robin Williams.

hoov, esq said...

Ahh, but what about the unspeakable, the monstrous, the abomination of nature... the Human-Republican!

*shiver*

John said...

I think we should embrace these new human/animal hybrids, especially if it means getting me one step closer to centaur porn.

"If I were to watch Centaur porn... but with the bottom of the screen blocked out with a piece of cardboard... would I find the human halves of the female actresses appealing?"

punkinsmom said...

Hoov, you silly man, you're assuming that Republicans are half human.

God Is My Codependent said...

I think I've got the centaur for you, John.

Jim Donahue said...

Ummm... that's actually kind of disturbing.

trinamick said...

I was going to suggest human-hyena, but Fran Drescher already has that covered.

Douglas Hoffman said...

Jim, don't forget human-lion hybrid Jocelyne Wildenstein!