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9 comments:
I read somewhere that you wouldn't need a genetics laboratory to make a half-human/half monkey. You could mate them. The DNA is close enough that it would probably produce an offspring, although an infertile one.
Any volunteers out there?
This might explain Robin Williams.
Ahh, but what about the unspeakable, the monstrous, the abomination of nature... the Human-Republican!
*shiver*
I think we should embrace these new human/animal hybrids, especially if it means getting me one step closer to centaur porn.
"If I were to watch Centaur porn... but with the bottom of the screen blocked out with a piece of cardboard... would I find the human halves of the female actresses appealing?"
Hoov, you silly man, you're assuming that Republicans are half human.
I think I've got the centaur for you, John.
Ummm... that's actually kind of disturbing.
I was going to suggest human-hyena, but Fran Drescher already has that covered.
Jim, don't forget human-lion hybrid Jocelyne Wildenstein!
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