Madonna on Mend from Grammy Hernia
Other headlines I expect to see in the near future:
Robert Plant Says: "Please, for the Love of God, Stop Squeezing My Lemon"
Mick Jagger Gets up Twice During the Night to Pee
Paul McCartney Hazy on Where He Left the Car Keys
Johnny Rotten: Somewhat Mellower Since the Dementia Set In
Tommy Lee Resting Comfortably After 23rd Battle With the Clap
Bob Dylan Babbles Incoherently--Either Has Alzheimer's or is Singing
2 comments:
Guess I should point out that I originally misread the Madonna headline as referring to her "Granny Hernia."
I, too, misread it as "granny hernia."
Great post, Jim.
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