"If irritation develops, reduce frequency or discontinue use"? That also goes for Lady Gaga.

This Ralph Lauren cologne writeup on Amazon has a surprising product description--and given the product description, an equally surprising safety warning:

Product Description
Inara George and Greg Kurstin, a.k.a. the bird and the bee, have collected fans and critical accolades since the release of their self titled debut in January '07. The band has been busy ever since with non-stop touring and promotion all over the globe. All the while the band continued to write and record wherever they found themselves. --This text refers to the Audio CD edition.

Safety Information
For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Keep away from naked flame or direct heat sources. Do not apply to sensitive skin. Do not apply to broken or inflamed skin. If irritation develops, reduce frequency or discontinue use.

Meanwhile, I eagerly await Ralph Lauren's upcoming album of Hall & Oates covers.