Recent Google and Yahoo searches that have stranded visitors on The Velvet Blog:
-over-developed sense of irony: OK, that one I get.
-zoolander blue ice: Loser! Everyone knows that Zoolander's patented look is known as Blue Steel!
-my dog's blog: That one's pretty obvious.
-kuntz Cincinnati Hyde's: A little puzzling, but OK.
-"jim donahue" +escort: Hmmmmm.
It's this last one that has me a little freaked out. If someone is trying to out me as some sort of Jeff Gannon wannabe, I'm telling you: Go ahead! I'm hiding in plain sight.