Thursday, March 03, 2005

Search me (yet again)

Recent Google and Yahoo searches that have stranded visitors on The Velvet Blog:

-over-developed sense of irony: OK, that one I get.
-zoolander blue ice: Loser! Everyone knows that Zoolander's patented look is known as Blue Steel!
-my dog's blog: That one's pretty obvious.
-kuntz Cincinnati Hyde's: A little puzzling, but OK.
-"jim donahue" +escort: Hmmmmm.

It's this last one that has me a little freaked out. If someone is trying to out me as some sort of Jeff Gannon wannabe, I'm telling you: Go ahead! I'm hiding in plain sight.



Jezzy said...

:O You're an escort, Jim D?!!

Don't worry - some people seem to think I'm a porn star.

I get searches for "young jezzy DVD", "jezzy girl video" and, here's the really creepy one "easy to take off bikini."

Jim Donahue said...

Since you left this comment, I've gotten two hits for "young jezzy."

Thanks for pumping up my statistics!

Anonymous said...

If you arrived at the page after a search for "young Jezzy" try searching for "young Jeezy" (two e's, one z) instead.