Monday, March 21, 2005

Spoiler alert!

He's dead. They're the same guy. He's an android. It's his sled. The planet is really Earth. She's a man. It's made from people! He's his father. She's her mother and her sister. It's Kevin Spacey. It was all a dream. They all die. She slips from the bell tower. He likes to dress up like mom. It's not the animal-rights group that destroys the world. They're all afraid of Virgina Woolf. He stops the wedding. So it turns out Quinlan was right after all. It's inner beauty that counts. This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. The butler didn't do it. The ship sinks. He dies--but two days later, he comes back.


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2 comments:

Karen said...

I love your spoilers. And they're so funny strung together like that. Loved it. :)

Jim Donahue said...

Actually, I'm having trouble coming up with an example in which the butler actually did do it.