Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Why I've decided to drop out of the American Idol competition

I just couldn't take it anymore. I mean, the constant attention. The terrible contract. Being called a "dawg." Paula's stalking problem. Simon's innate Simonness. Ryan's "Seacrest... out!" sign-off. It was all just too much.

Plus, that porn video I made a few years ago is about to surface, so it just seemed like the right time.


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1 comment:

Grammarian said...

I think I saw you in a porn video. Were you in "Jim Jumps Japan"?