Everything sounds sexier in Italian

I have no clue why, but someone in Rome ran a Google translation on The Velvet Blog today. And you what? It makes just as little sense in Italian as it does in English.

But, oh, does it sound much more romantic.

Guida Visiva Pratica^TM per la distinzione fra la pancetta affumicata, la pancetta affumicata canadese ed il prosciutto canadese


Pancetta affumicata


Pancetta affumicata canadese


Prosciutto canadese

Even William Shatner wouldn't mind being called prosciutto, would he?