How Holden Mehta Rankled the Phonies: Cynical teenager is expelled from prep school just before Diwali and winds up in a mental hospital.
Mehta-Dick: "Call me Ishwar ..."
Gone With the Samosas: Scarlett O'Mehta struggles to get by on her mango plantation after India's independence from Britain.
(I'm realizing now the point of this joke might be a little obscure to those outside of publishing. So, you can read this.)