--Watching paint dry on David Blaine
--Observing grass grow on David Blaine
--Waiting for a pot to boil on David Blaine
BTW, anyone up for joining a class-action suit against ABC for false advertising? "Drowned Alive" my ass. It just sounded better than "David Blaine Gets Prune Hands."
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Perhaps David should get a job at Hallmark and write greeting cards.
Hey look! I can make customers and profits disappear!
David Blaine is such a poser. If he wants to impress me, he'll stay in there for a week without that pesky oxygen tube.
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