Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Three things that would be more compelling to watch than David Blaine attempting to hold his breath for nine minutes

--Watching paint dry on David Blaine
--Observing grass grow on David Blaine
--Waiting for a pot to boil on David Blaine

BTW, anyone up for joining a class-action suit against ABC for false advertising? "Drowned Alive" my ass. It just sounded better than "David Blaine Gets Prune Hands."

2 comments:

Jim Donahue said...

Perhaps David should get a job at Hallmark and write greeting cards.

fakies said...

Hey look! I can make customers and profits disappear!

David Blaine is such a poser. If he wants to impress me, he'll stay in there for a week without that pesky oxygen tube.