This coffe is bad.

There's a joke-writing bot that just spits this shit out, I guess?

When the coffe's bad, I talk myself into thinking it's because it's got double the caffeine.

— Josh Boucher (@OneOfTheJoshes) July 10, 2015

When the coffe's bad, I talk myself into thinking it's because it's got double the caffeine.

— Samantha Ivey (@IActuallyAmSam) July 10, 2015

When the coffe's bad, I talk myself into thinking it's because it's got double the caffeine.

— Amanda Vick (@CitizenAmanda) July 10, 2015

When the coffe's bad, I talk myself into thinking it's because it's got double the caffeine.

— Alexandra Rourke (@SoTweetedAlex) July 10, 2015

When the coffe's bad, I talk myself into thinking it's because it's got double the caffeine.

— Jason Grammer (@JasonUnmasked) July 10, 2015

When the coffe's bad, I talk myself into thinking it's because it's got double the caffeine.

— Victoria Mitchener (@VeniVidiVickie) July 10, 2015

When the coffe's bad, I talk myself into thinking it's because it's got double the caffeine.

— Aimee Landrum (@AimeeOfcourse) July 10, 2015

When the coffe's bad, I talk myself into thinking it's because it's got double the caffeine.

— Ethan Brenner (@LethalBrenner) July 10, 2015

When the coffe's bad, I talk myself into thinking it's because it's got double the caffeine.

— Lily Duarte (@LilyCantMiss) July 10, 2015

Good times.

Remember when you could dramatically slam your flip phone closed to end a conversation? Good times.

— Valerie Nichols (@ThatsValsTweet) July 15, 2015

Remember when you could dramatically slam your flip phone closed to end a conversation? Good times.

— Andi W (@AndithingGoes) July 15, 2015

Remember when you could dramatically slam your flip phone closed to end a conversation? Good times.

— Victoria Mitchener (@VeniVidiVickie) July 15, 2015

Remember when you could dramatically slam your flip phone closed to end a conversation? Good times.

— Alexandra Rourke (@SoTweetedAlex) July 15, 2015

Remember when you could dramatically slam your flip phone closed to end a conversation? Good times.

— Samantha Ivey (@IActuallyAmSam) July 15, 2015

I really don't get Twitter. Note that all of these uses of the identically worded joke were posted at the exact same time.

(Even if the wording is changed, it's still an unoriginal joke. That doesn't bother me as much--I've made hack jokes myself--but the exact same wording?)