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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Headline improvements

The latest in a semi-occasional series in which we make headlines more accurate.


David Blaine breaks world record for holding one's breath TV viewers disappointed when David Blain doesn't die, yet again

Obama seeking to divorce himself from former pastor Shoot me. Please. Really, I can't take this anymore.

Inflatable pig lost during Coachella music festival is found The brown acid that is circulating around is not specifically too good
Posted by Jim Donahue at 3:23 PM
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1 comment:

punkinsmom said...

David Blaine isn't dead?


Shit.

8:51 AM

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