Monday, December 07, 2009

Quotation of the day


Efforts to reach Christ for comment were unsuccessful.


Runner-up, from same story:
Christ didn't try to get out of jury duty and was "perfectly happy to serve."


(hat tip: God Is My Codependent)

4 comments:

Mark said...

Wow, that's one busy deity:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/christ_turns_down_3_year?utm_source=onion_sports_rss

(Unless I'm thinking of a different Jesus Christ. Did the article give a middle name?)

Jim Donahue said...

Pretty sure it starts with "H."

ChefNick said...

You guys! That's Jesus "Hola el Picante" Christ. He lives on E. 48th and tells me to say hi.

He works at Zardie's on 55th as a line cook.

TwoBusy said...

This? Made of awesome.