Wednesday, October 20, 2010

If sock monkeys drunk dialed

sock monkeyGood morning, Anita Hill, it's Ginni Thomas S. Monkey. I just wanted to reach across the airwaves and the years and ask you to consider something. I would love you to consider an apology sometime and some full explanation of why you did what you did with my husband dared challenge the silverback. So give it some thought and certainly pray about this and come to understand why you did what you did. OK, have a good day and realize that if you don't do this, I'll throw poop at you.

Now, give me that banana.


Mark H said...

You know, for a dead blog you're surely on a roll.

Hari said...

I think there is someone else that may surface soon, as an object of Thomas' lechery.