In which we respond to various trending items on Facebook

"Lou Holtz: Former College Football Coach Photographed Carrying Bottle of Crown Royal at RNC"

How else is anyone expected to make it through this experience?


"Steve King: Congressman, R-Iowa, Says Europe and US Contributed Most to Civilization"

He'd calculate the way Europeans have contributed most, but that might mean using algebra.


"Omarosa: TV Personality Named Head of African-American Outreach for Trump Presidential Campaign"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.